I tapped the face, and brought up the message. "Just got home," my wife wrote. "You?" She'd been on the road home when she got the text, but hadn't re...ponded. She might put on makeup at a stoplight, but she never texted while driving. Normally at this time of day she'd be outside our daughter's school, waiting for her class to come filing out. But today our six-year-old Brownie was at her Girl Scout's meeting, and would be until six."Bus just left with me on it," I tapped out and sent. I love. "I would like to first review the primary principles you had put forward, Mme. President, and then discuss how we propose to meet those principles." First," continued the Secretary of Agriculture, "our farm program must provide food for the poor from our farm surpluses and our plan should try to encourage the production of food, while keeping the prices high enough to ensure that the farmers will be able to survive. We must ensure that people can afford get enough to eat, while ensuring that. Well the routine continued she did the bathroom while I did her laundry. One day when I set her clothes down I noticed her drawer slightly opened. I pulled it open and inside was her bright pink vibrator and 2 AAA batteries left. No wonder my dad has to watch porn and my mom has to use a vibrator, because my parents don't have time to get it on with each other. I decided to steal her vibrator in exchange to see how she reacts. We had just gone to the store as well so I know she didn't buy any. "Why does everybody always say I'm too young?" she complained."Well, it COULD be because you ARE too young." said Miranda.Paulette wasn't giving in that easily. "I've been having periods for over four years Mother. Doesn't that make me a woman? Didn't girls get married when they were my age back when you were a little girl, mamma?"Miranda stopped what she was doing and turned around, her mouth opening and closing soundlessly. "I'll have you know I'm not THAT old, young lady!" she said hotly..