One was Paul and the other was Gary, this much I know, but if you asked me which one was which I'd be at a loss to say. OK, it's sunny Queensland, hub...y is off on some golf course doing what he loves the most, chasing those little white balls, and his sometime loving wife takes a trip to the local club to sit with the oldies to play bingo, with little success. It's approaching lunch time now, I'm on the club's wide terrace, and the view of the beach and the sea under a flawless sky is well. I am only 5'1'' tall. I weigh in just below 100 pounds. I know I look a lot younger than I actually am but according to one of my cousins that just means I'll live longer which I am totally okay with.On to my family It is quite large I am the youngest of 5 I have one older brother and three older sisters. It goes sister, brother, sister, sister and finally me.Anyway this is a story about 2001. My parents were going out of town with my sister to a softball tournament she was in. Now I know what. "Howdy,Boys. Who won?" I did!" Donny exclaimed and raised his hand."Well then,here Ya go! Drink Up!" Gramps smiled and gave me a wink."What is it?" Donny asked,taking the glass."Orange soda. What's it look like?"Donny drained the glass,handed it back to him and made a face. "Eww. What is that? Diet?" Oh,sorry. Here,drink this."Donny was half way through the second glass when he stopped and said "This tastes like diet,too!" Sorry,Buddy. That happens sometimes after you drink something that's. You wouldn’t think that sitting around a dining room table, eating pizza would be strained. Not seriously strained. I mean when it gets tense at Thanksgiving dinner because Uncle Frank is talking politics (again!) or Aunt Mary starts trying to get you to commit to a major course of study in college in botany (because she’s a botanist) that isn’t all that bad, really. I mean you know that in half an hour dinner will be over and you might get to watch some football. And even when semester grades.