"Tom fixed his friend with a look of mock indignation. "Describing what happened to me last night as getting laid is like describing the finest seven ...ourse meal at the Grand Concourse as chowing down." Ha! Details! Give me details!" Pfft. A gentleman never tells. Especially not to brutish louts like yourself."Mark clutched his hand to his chest, "Brutish lout?! You wound me to the quick, sir. I may have to thumb my teeth at you." Heh. Good to see you're actually getting some use out of that. Meri sister ne mujhe kafi bar blue flim dekhte hue pakda hai par vo kabhi kuch nahi bolti or mein yeah bhi janta hun ki vo bhi blue film dekhti hai mein kabhi kabhi jab kam hota hai to uska personal laptop use karta hun to usmein blue film hoti hi hai. Yeah incident aj se karib 2months phele hua tha hua yuh ki ki meri bhen ko mumbai urgently jana tha to usne mujhe kha ki usko parso mumbai jana hai usko 1 jane ki or returns aane ki flight ki ticket kara dun, par itna urgent hone ki wajha se. I have been starving for sex these days so you can mail me if you like my story and we can make out. It started about 2 years back. There was a friend of mine named nilesh and his mother was very hot as hell..with a perfect figure of 38-24-36 aged 45 years. She was really smoking and always thought about her.One day my friend threw a college farewell party at his place asking everyone to come. His mother was a single mother and enjoyed with us a lot. She participated in the party as well. We. Kate set her beer on the counter and tried to meet my stare but couldn’t keep eye contact. ‘I guess you want to know why I did it,’ she said. ‘That would be a good start,’ I said. ‘I don’t know why I did it. It just kind of happened. I had a lot to drink on Saturday and was feeling a little crazy Saturday night. Then Carl came over and asked me to dance.’ ‘Carl? Was that the assholes name?’ ‘Yes. Carl Long. Anyway, while we were dancing he kept telling me how beautiful I was and that he.