”He glanced fearfully at Valerie, then Amanda. “I’m sorry, I can’t help myself.”“I’m getting very tired of hearing that lousy, ineffectu...l excuse, Teddy. Get the other stocking on.”As soon as Teddy attached all four garters, he stood for inspection. The women agreed he looked adorable in his frillies.“But we still haven’t dealt with how lewdly you stared at this woman...”“Cynthia.”“...at Cynthia. Come out of there and bend over that fixture with all the panties. You like panties so much, well,. As long as I can still love you, I can take you on any conditions, I answered her. I think and hope that I can be an adult about this, and I promise I won’t show my jealousy.” “OK, my darling boy. As a test of that love I am going to sleep with Nan tonight. I want you to lie in bed and think of all the things we can do together tomorrow night.” Oh, and by the way, I have already told Nan about our new relationship and she seems very happy with it.” After dinner that night, Mom went up to. It was the smell of my fathers car. Like Peter's garage, my father fixed mostly Italian cars. “Mia, it seems to me that you must go with guys that don't treat ya good! I'd open doors for ya whenever I could” . There was something missing from Peter's usual demeanor. In an attempt to set him straight, and remind him that this was a business transaction and not a courtship, I said “Peter, the only reason you would hold the door open for me was so you could get a better look at my tits...”. By the way, my name is Barbara” she said as she extended her hand for a handshake. “Oh! I am soo sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Steve. Nice to meet you Barbara. Can I buy you a drink?” he kindly offered. “Hmm..I already had one. But it wouldn’t hurt. Can you get me a Heineken?” Barbara replied following by an “of course” from her new acquaintance. The two bodies sat in the dimly lit bar getting to know each other for about forty minutes. It turned out that Steve was married as.