.. is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards ... are 2 slices of crisp bacon!”“Oh ... OK!” said the blonde. She thought about it f...r a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?”She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!”FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!CuckooBefore leaving to attend a Doe party for her best friend, Muffy. Mandy poured us both a glass of wine. “Come on let’s get comfy in the bedroom.” I followed Mandy into the bedroom, where she put the bedside lamps on. The light given off was a soft subtle glow that still allowed you to see everything in the room.Mandy placed her glass down on the bedside cabinet, and pulled back the duvet. I climbed onto the bed beside her, and placing my left arm around her shoulders and my right hand on the top of her thigh. I leaned over and began kissing her. Mandy. Then Arvind cracked some dirty jokes. Ratna was laughing and felt very happy. They had some talks on sex. Arvind then went & switched on the DVD player. A romantic movie was going on. Ratna asked him if he doesn’t watch any porn movies. Arvind replied that occasionally he does watch. Ratna asked him to start a porn movie. Arvind started a porn movie in which the hero was disrobing the heroine. Hero himself was nude. Then he held the herione by her buttocks and heroine climbed on the hero and. He took off his socks then hesitatedbefore pulling off his boxers. Slowly he pulled down the boxers,looking down to avoid her eyes. Since he had been abstinent for thelast week, his cock responded by hardening."Let's see now," she mused seeing his bulging cock. "We'll needsomething to take care of that," she continued leaving the room. Terrystood there naked from the waist down for the next five minutes awaitingher return. The delay had the intended response as his cock shrank backto.