Nate was going to comment on something else trivial, when Kelly finally stumbled out of the bathroom, looking way too far gone."'Sup dudes?" she said,...grinning. "This party is so bitchin', amirite?" Oh yeah…" Nate said with a judgmental smirk preparing his 'valley girl' voice, "Totally awesome." Don't be a dick…" Beck muttered before focusing on her. "You alright? You were in there for a while." Oh, totally, man… you worry too damn much. This chick in there hooked me up with some E and I. All that waffle about how gorgeous I am to one side, the chorus of your average regional musical tends to break down as follows: 50%: Attractive, talented young heterosexual women (say aged 21-35.) 49.9%: Attractive, talented young homosexual men (same age range.) 0.1%: Attractive, talented heterosexual man who’s had almost every woman who’s ever signed an Equity Chorus Contract three times a week and twice on Sundays, and who consequently thinks he is God’s gift to the ladies. It really can. To myself, at least ... have been placed off-limits by my conscience, that leaves me. Again.With a heavy sigh, she unbuckled her sword to hang it from a nearby rack. Openly displayed symbols of my authority are important, for I need to project an image of power and counteract reminders that I’m a woman. And so, I strap a giant phallic symbol around my waist and parade through the camp looking grim. She grunted in frustration, even as her thoughts drifted to phalluses of a less symbolic. 11am… Miss D’Haviland curled her fingers in Jess’ glossy blonde hair and gripped hard making the girl gasp and turn her face up to the older lady who already had her half naked in bra and knickers, kneeling at her feet, and dripping wet with desire. Miss D’Haviland spat across the young girls upturned face and the girl’s pink tongue shot out to lap up the wad of saliva on her pouting lips. Miss D’Haviland gripped the girls throat with her free hand, entirely overwhelming her. “You dirty.