If I'd paid attention in that biology class, I might have understood exactly why that is the case. I can see the wisdom in what the women say, though....I certainly feel like I could hump every boy in sight. Well, unless he is supremely ugly. Or really old. But anyway, the point is we need more boys for healthier offspring, and we need them to take care of the offspring. And more boys means more help, not just with children but also other things that need doing. Important day-to-day work, you. ” She would, without a doubt, leave me. If those things happened, I would most likely grab a 12 pack of beer, go out in the garage on a 20 degrees-below-zero February night, start up the car, put on some Pink Floyd, and slip away into eternal sleep. Whew! Well, I began shaving my body on a daily basis. I lost a bunch of pounds that men seem to gain very easily in their 40s. I’d wear some of my girlfriend’s lingerie both around the house as well as out in public. I made purchases of girlie. "I want to feel you inside me."I kissed her on the shoulder and pulled the sheet back, trying to keep her covered as I did. "I'll be right back," I said.Despite the fact that I'd been hot only a few minutes before, her bedroom was shockingly cold. My erection quickly shrank as I padded down the stairs. In the kitchen, I fumbled for the light. Once I found it, I quickly located my used condom from earlier. I picked it up, wrapped it in a few paper towels, and disposed of it in her trash. D.The impact was even worse than I remembered. Of course I was remembering things that were happening and just about to happen.Quite the conundrum.The time it took Mr. Hillman's produce truck to kill me stretched out like an eternity. My mind flashed on Beth Ann, Millicent Jane, James Brian, David Gregory, Colleen, Rebecca, Millie, Mr. Bell, Jennifer, and Tabitha, among a battalion of others. I saw video of myself pitching in the World Series and accepting the Series MVP Award. Pictures flitted.