After all it wasn't his fault that he tripped, or maybe I felt guilty for taking his note, or just sorry for his failure to ask the girl out? Anyhow, ...ust as I was about to chuck out the moist ball of paper from my pocket I couldn't resist the urge to unwrap it and read his note again. It was written on a printed bill for a single latte - just what I ordered - but I figured that it was what the green dress girl was drinking too. A few hours later, I was somehow completely unsurprised to find. I knew this would only end one way and so I quickly grabbed her hand and opened my eyes."What are you doing" I said looking at this gorgeous looking woman in her late 30'sShe loked really shocked and mumbled "I'm really sorry, we got carried away, We walkwed past and saw your erection poking out of your shorts and we stopped to have a look."."Well this is sexual asault" I said "If I was a woman and a man had down this there would be all hell to pay" She looked frightend then and said "you're. Thornton has told me about you. He speaks highly of you." When did you get back?" Thornton asked."A little over a month ago. I came to visit with my mother in West Palm Beach."He said, "I never expected to see you here. Eunice, we need a girl for Robert."She said, "Thornton, all our friends graduated several years ago and it's not our Spring Break yet. I don't know anybody here."Thornton seemed drunk.Thornton asked, "You wounded at Plei Me?"I nodded.He said, "I heard that bastard ARVN Colonel. "Let's see 'Dear Abby' or 'Cosmopolitan' top that!" "Precisely, my dear Jason," the equally tipsy Dr. Feather said. "Information like this is exactly why The SEX. Report is going to be on top of the best-seller list for months!" We all cheered at that estimation, proud to be part of such certain success. Then, the good doctor laid a little bit more on the assemblage."I'm sure that you'll all be interested to know that the length of the average respondent's penis Is... He teasingly paused. It.