I said to Elaine, don't you think she's a bit toocheerful, all things considered? She just said we should be grateful mam'staken it so well instead of...sitting there all miserable and depressed dayafter day."A week or so before Christmas I decided I was definitely going to havethis baby. I'm not against abortion on principle, I mean I'm not religiousor anything, but I felt what with dad dying, and poor Miss Sutton andSnapper Brookbank as well - God, you used to sit next to him when we werein her. “That’s all four full tonight then.”I have to admit to having been a dirty old man for ooh ... at least forty years, and since I’m a mere fifty, I reckon that I started fairly young, certainly, as you will have worked out I’m sure, and since I was ten I’ve had an unhealthy interest in all things salacious, laviscious, rapacious and downright filthy. Of course in those days it was very difficult to follow this hobby easily but if you put your mind to it it was surprising what knowledge you could. I vaguely remember puking in the street on the way back to my dorm, walking Jess to her boyfriend’s room, and then waking up the next morning in my roommate’s bed with both of us naked, neither of us remembering how we got their or what happened (luckily we had hooked up before so it wasn’t too awkward). Ever since, whenever we wanted to get drunk quick, we would take a double-shot of 151, though we never did double double-shots again. Anyhow, back to the story.On the top shelf of the cupboard. M jaise hee kitchen m gaya to bole ki m dhulwata hu hath. Wo bole shoes utar do aur aram se beth kar niche khaye gai. Mene jaise hee shoes utaare. Un ki nazar mere feet per padi. Wo bole feet shoes m the wo bhi dho deta hu.Mene kaha nahi m dho lunga. Wo bole nahi, yehen betho. Wo kurso laye aur mujhe bitha diya aut mere paon apne hath m lekar dhone lage. Khana khate waqt un ki nazar mere paon per thi aur aisa dekh k mera lund khada ho gaya. Unko mere khade lund ki bhanak lag gayi. Khana khane k.