All the euphemisms people used to use in those days were effective in throwing me off the scent of what people were really talking about, and more oft...n than not making me feel very confused. So ‘screw’ I took to mean something like ‘unlock’ or ‘twist’ and that implied cleverness or skill of some sort. You have to remember that way back then, sex wasn’t discussed in polite company, not on the TV or in films, not in mixed company at work. So unless you had inside knowledge, as everybody apart. The work had to be done. The boss even said that if I did not complete the job, my job might be at stake and that was that. I held my head in my hands and started to do the work reading the data, correcting the same and feeding them in the computer.It was a long and time consuming job. I must have worked for about an hour. It was closing time and soon the office became empty. I was feeling giddy when Sameer came over to ask me why I had not left. He asked me what the matter was. I showed him. I am not sure of the man's exact size but he is about six ft and weights 200 lbs and wears a size ten shoe."The salesperson said, "Why yes, we have them ranging from extra small to four x with bra sizes up to EE and shoes up to size 11. Shall I have that gift wrapped?"Amanda said, "Yes, make it a white box with a golden ribbon, so I will be able to tell which one is mine." She could not believe she had actually bought the items. She thought to herself, "I can't wait to see the look on Skip's. I walked toward the stage and noticed a videotape playing on a small television. To my shock and horror it was a tape of the previous evening. There I was getting permed, set, hot-rollered, and combed out. Copies of the tape were selling fast. Any thought I had of passing was gone in an instant. Every woman in the place would watch my conversion. I knew I wanted to run and hide. Sharon had said nothing about this. Sharon approached and told me to get on stage the show was about to begin."You.