"Goldie, how could you blame us for your own failings? You must have produced several more clones after you birthed us!"The Golden sobbed within the c...nfines of the box. "No, yours was my first and only pregnancy! It nearly killed me! One clone will deplete your honey and make you lose a few inches. Two clones and my honeypot couldn't keep up! By the time my body was ready to deliver you into the world, I had reduced so far that I was just an inch or two from sprouting sprite wings!"She sobbed. He could be actively promoting the causes for which his constituents elected him and in which he believed so passionately.Rather than do all that, he was having to join the chorus of government ministers gathered around Prime Minister Olanthe O'Donnell as she wrung her hands and mouthed platitudes about how appalled and distressed she and her Cabinet were by this morning's horrific exchange of nuclear warheads and the consequent loss of countless innocent lives.Now, instead of devising new ways. I had been masturbating regularly for quite a while before I got the idea to try sucking myself off. I grew up in a very conservative home so I didn't have access to porn or have friends who could give me ideas. I had to keep the fact I was masturbating quiet, so coming up with techniques on my own was all I really had. I was in my twenties, living on my own and had just broken up with my first serious (read sexual) relationship. During the course of our experimentation oral sex had come up. The sight of her lips wrapped around my cock, which that was still sodden with ass jizz had me psychically ready to splash her mouth with sperm. Unfortunately, the juice clinging to me was too fresh to expect a new discharge.After her brief suck, Laura stood and turned around to present her ass to me again. She reached around to guide my cock to her back door, but the shower and her mouth had washed off most of the sex fluids, making it hard for me to push back inside. Fortunately, a natural.