.. "No. They're all at the funeral."--A Cape Bretoner walked into a crowded local bar, waving his Colt 45 with an 8 shot clip and yelled,"Who in here ...as been screwing my wife?"A Newfie from the back of the bar yelled back,"You're gonna need more ammo!"WHILE ON A ROAD TRIP, AN ELDERLY COUPLE, STOPPED AT A PIZZA HUT FOR LUNCH.AFTER FINISHING THEIR MEAL, THEY LEFT THE RESTAURANT, AND RESUMED THEIR TRIP TO PHOENIX.WHEN LEAVING, THE ELDERLY WOMAN UNKNOWINGLY LEFT HER GLASSES ON THE TABLE, AND SHE. She started working on the buckle of my trouser belt. I started pulling off my sweatshirt. I was aware that I was sweaty and somewhat niffy under the armpits. Or was it just nerves, and was I delaying?"Shall we have a shower?" Yes, good idea. Lets get to know each other first."I put on a dressing gown. I passed one of my clean shirts which she slipped on. It nearly reached her knees. I led her to the bath room. The water was soon running warm, and she took off the shirt. The untied my dressing. As they faced each other, he saw that she was still wearing a white silk petticoat, her bra, a garter belt and her stockings and panties. She swiftly pulled her petticoat over her head and tossed it on top of her dress, while Tony without speaking reached round her and undid her bra, taking it and tossing it to join the other discarded clothes. "Susanne turned back towards him after closing and locking the door."Come on - strip off - let's see what I'm getting"As Tony quickly obliged, Susanne. I felt her reach a hand up and begin fluttering her clit.“Now fuck me - gently - fuck my ass…” she breathed.I did. She felt tight and warm. Her hand slid down to her vagina, working two fingers high up inside. I could feel them moving, thrusting, searching for her sweet spot. We settled into a steady rhythm, moving together towards orgasm.Almost like she’d been pinched, Paige suddenly came alive. Quickly wriggling out from beneath Margot, she spun around and slid back under again, mouth now.