The bottle pointed in my direction. " Truth, " I said. " Amanda, how many times do you masturbate? " Eline asked with a big smile. Typical, from her y...u can always expect this kind of questions. I could have seen it coming. Off course we both know about each other that we masturbate and how many time. But Eline clearly wanted to chance the subject into sex and throw it into the group. Ever body was laughing loud after she posed the question but I replied in a calm way : "Average? About one or. They didn’t look alike.I keep hearing about Clinton’s oaf of office. Is that Al Gore?To err is humor.Beer ConventionThere’s a big conference of beer producers in the most beautiful town in the world: Amsterdam, the Netherlands... At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of ‘Budweiser’ orders a Bud, the president of ‘Carlsberg’ orders a Carlsberg, and the list goes on... Then the waitress asks Freddie Heineken what he wants. Roni loved Elvis Costello's song Veronica. She would hum it all the time. Whenever we were about to do something daring, or even just a bit risqué, she would sing the line, "You can call me anything you like, but my name is Veronica." Her name in lyric seemed empowering. Certainly, she was as wild as the girl in the song.We met standing in line. Veronica sang that line, over and over, til she was called. In seconds, she was a screeching harpy, gouging flesh out of a civil servant's hide. I. Shantila dar gaya par apni baat par bana raha. Roopa bhi bahut sexad thi, use to har roz chudai chahiye thi, Par abhi muh se kaise kahati. thodi bahut sharam naam ki cheez to thi roopa main. raat 1030 ko Gopi roopa se bola, “roopa rani aaj hum dono bahar soyenge”. roopa khush ho gayi. sasur thoda ghusse se dekh raha tha. Gopi sasur ko bola, “shantilal tumne kaha tha ki ghar main nahi karna, to main ghar ke bahar kar raha hu, jada taklif ho todarwaja bandh karlena”. Shantilal gardann nichi kar.