I don’t have a Ferrari.NASA’s robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Curiosity’s early pictures showed no signs of ESPN, beer, or porn. This makes it v...ry clear that men are not from Mars.My mother-in-law is coming I had to clear out half my closet so she could have a place to hang upside down and sleep.Men have feelings too, for example, we feel hungry.I once won an argument with a woman ... In this dream I had.If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I’m not sure I want it. I hate shoes, shopping,. I ride by them soon after he does surface, and I say, “Morning, ladies, take better care in future because he does need to be up and attending to his work duties of a morning. Try not to kill him, please, as I want to get my money’s worth of work out of him each day too.” The girls grin and he gulps. It’s clear to me he’s not sure just what he’s got himself into now, and he isn’t yet sure if he likes it or not.Things move on at an even pace for some more days with us stopping at farms and small. ..to pee soon” “Good”Not long after he turned into a small gravel road. Stopped about 100 meters from the road. They both got out, on legs that felt stiff after to long car trip. He offered her a cigarette and lit for them both. “Here,” she asked with a wry smile, “are you going to watch me...pee?”“Yes, why not?”“I am not used to have men watching” she giggled and took a long drag on the cigarette. It was a warm afternoon in late September. Then she wriggled the dress up around her hips and. For one last second, I was still a virgin. Then he pushed himself into me. I wish I could say it was amazing. I wish I could say it turned me into the sex addict that I am now. I can't say either of those. His cock pushed painfully into me. I could feel his cock invading into me. It hurt, later I'd figure out because I wasn't turned on. I wasn't wet. “You're so tight.” He spoke, completely unoriginal. Painfully, his cock filled me. He was slow, but I wouldn't call it gentle. It hurt like.