Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming fres...men. Here's this year's list:The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1998.They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.Their lifetime has always included AIDS.Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.The CD was introduced 7 years before they were born.They have always had an answering. No, Elvis wasn't involved. I had the big wedding the first time and wanted this one to be familiar and intimate.Emily and Toby were our attendants and Kevin surprised me by producing the kimono my mother had worn at her wedding. Father only winked. Despite my reservations about how they'd react, both my parents eagerly supported my union with Kevin. I think they were relieved that I had found a successful husband since I was once again unemployed.Somehow, Kevin found a Shinto shrine out in the. ’Disgusting!’, she snorted and started to move off, her hand catching on Trish’s arm, trying to pull her away. The rest of the girls started giggling…’I dare you to go in,’ said Angela to Mary. Just then a woman barged out of an inner door. Her face was flushed and she was wiping her mouth with a tissue. She stopped to stare at the swaying bunch of women then gave a leery grin..’That was….fucking unreal !……That cock must have been a foot long !’ Breathing heavily she adjusted her clothes then. Fire was provided, inscribed with the timeless motto: "For Our Matchless Friends."Rikki had evidently decided that wearing her tee-shirt was no longer necessary. Her bare tummy rolled over the top of the painted-on jeans. I guess she must have enjoyed wearing the stained bra in order to titillate any unwary souls who might have been innocently passing by the partly-ajar door."We're in luck. They already had plastic covers on the bed, so I only had to put on the regular sheets." Really, honey?.