I was skilled with relating with and remaining on friendly terms with all my various liaisons, even with adding in the occasional pregnancies. It only...took a short while to determine if a potential sexual partner had enough depth of character or sense of self to keep my interest and if not I didn’t pursue that aspect of interaction. I remained friendly though, since certainly they had friends and co-workers I might meet.The old joke asks “how do porcupines make love?” I have to tell you, that. Woh bahut hi masoom lekin haseen lagti hai. Mai usey last four yrs se jaanta hoon aur mann hi mann chahne bhi laga tha. Hamari acchi khasi dosti hui. Woh ek conservative Jain-Gujrathi family se hai. Last one month se woh mere ghar computer sikhne aane lagi. Is darmiyan hamare bich nasdikiyan badhne lagi. Mai usey computer sikhane ke bahane uskey kareeb jane laga. Kahi baar mera haath uske boobs ko touch hota.Last Sunday kuch yoon hi hua. Usne mujhse kuch difficulty poochi aur main jaise uske. Hold out your hand.’ I stared at him in alarm. ‘What?’ He caught my left hand then tipped several small packets into my palm. ‘Did you know,’ he began gravely as I blushed again, realising exactly what was enclosed within the multicoloured foil-wrapped squares, ‘that natural endorphins have a similar chemical structure to morphine?’ ‘Re-really?’ I stammered, staring down at the assorted flavoured condoms, my mouth going dry. ‘And that lots and lots of those lovely pain-relieving endorphins are. Bate karte karte hotel ah gaya.. or madam ko mai unke kamre takcodne gay.. madam ne kaha lobby mai bait jate hai ning nahi ah rahi hai.. dostokya kahoo mera haal tab aisa lag raha tha ki… aisa kuch hoo jaye taki mai ese chodu..Tabhi achank maine kaha madam..aap ko kuch cahyee toh, Unho ne kaha kuch nahi toh ekdam se kehne lagi.. veer tum bhot achee hoo bate bhi bhot ache karte hoo.. maine kaha madam mai aisa hi huu.. or tab unone pucha ki shadi huye hai toh maine kaha nahi madam… aise baat.