." At least then, you would be straight," my wife shot back. "It's sick, you know, when a woman has sex with another woman!" You are sick, Mom, and yo...r views are so old-fashioned you could take them to the museum of antiques. Look, Mom, I don't know whose genes I have - it's definitely not yours when it comes to sex - but I get horny very easily and very often. And with your stuck-up rules and shit, I just can't even dream of having a regular boyfriend... cause I know you will never let me. No matter what, ever. It's a secret that women have shared for thousands of years, maybe millions. In all that time, no-one has ever revealed it to a man. I'm not going to be the one to break that trust." she said."Sounds mysterious." he chuckled."It's not something to joke about." she said, sitting up angrily."No, I can see that." he said, softly."I guess if it's that important to you, that I should honor your commitment. But I can't begin to fathom women keeping a secret for thousands or as. He tried yelling at the bird, and was invited to worship at the altar of the Patron Saint of Fertility. With himself.Finally, the bird let loose with a blistering stream of invective, so loud, so profane, so scorching vulgar, that, in desperation, the firefighter seized the parrot, threw open the freezer, and tossed the squalling bird inside, slamming the door shut.The cursing and shenanigans continued for several minutes, until, abruptly, they ended. The man waited for a few more minutes,. There's even a kind of quiet handsomeness to him..." she murmured."Well, I don't see it." More importantly, I really like being with him ... being close to him," her eyes took on a far off look."Well, if you want to get back at Steve, I'm sure I can find someone better..." It's not just that. I can tell he really cares about me. I hear he's an amazing lover..." How do you know this?" Rachel told me." She slept with him?!" I asked in shock."Yeah. After she broke up with her boyfriend for.