“Shall I show the, er, Gentleman, to the servants quarters,” bloody sarky Butler smirked.“No he is a guest, Mr" the bloke explained“Captain Be...kintwaite,” I said, “I’m from bloody Yorkshire and speaks me bloody mind. Know thee’s bloody place or thee’ll feel me bloody belt cross thee bloody ass.”“I beg your pardon,” he said all sarky like, “Sir.”Bloody woman turns up, “By heck you’re an ugly bitch,” I says, “Hope you ent his bloody daughter, thee’d have to pay me to poke thee.”“This is my wife. My pussy was so wet that the strangers two fingers slid right in me and kind of pushed me forward on my bf’s cock which startled him a little and I was afraid he would see that I was getting finger banged… I decided then I would take off my tank top and act like I was going to tease him a little and wrapped it around his head and tied it in a knot so he couldn’t see anything that was going on. After I did that I took off my mini skirt so I was in the booth with just my pink thong on. I told my. There at the dooris my neighbor's 16 yr old daughter looking all red and agitated. At first it lookslike she got too much sun, but on closer inspection she's getting hives, having some kind of allergic reaction. "Hey, can you help me I think I ate something that I'm allergic to and I need help." "Sure come on in I think I got some pills you can take." I come back with some allergy pills and I see she's itching her skin all over, herlegs, arms, stomach, trying to avoid the 'personal' parts like. And, even moreclumsily, I faked my effort to secure the garter tabs. I even allowedthe stretched out elastic garter to 'carelessly' slip from my fingersand snap back with a loud POP! Just for effect, of course! I reallydidn't want her to think for even a second I'd had any experienceundertaking this most feminine task.I guess I faked it pretty well because her only comment was, "Don'tworry, Honey, you'll get the hang of it!" She did turn me around tofuss with the seams and adjust the.