“Back when we were living here as kids, we used to drive like madmen. To keep from getting tickets, we got to wearing outfits like that. We’d call...them ‘catch me, fuck me’ clothes. If a cop pulled us over for speeding, why we’d just hike the skirt up and open up the top some. The bastard would get so flustered he’d usually let us go.”“I figured, why fly? I’ll drive out,” said Alexandra. “So, I dug out some old clothes, just to make sure I made good time.” Smiling, she made another turn.“Did it. ‘I guess you’re my assistant, huh?’ The kid jumped up and pulled the straws from his nose. ‘Yes Sir, I’m Darren Dagwood, at your service,’ he said, giving me a salute. ‘At ease. What’s with the straws?’ I asked pointing at the recent nostril invaders. ‘Fetish, Sir.’ ‘Up your nose?’ I asked. That was a new one on me. ‘No, I only do that when I can’t shove them up my…’ ‘Alright. Alright,’ I said not wanting to hear anymore. ‘Get a mop and bucket ready. We have a lot of rounds to make,’ I said,. I brought my camera in so we can get apicture of Miss Wendy and her first hair setting job. Look here and both of you smile nice, now (flash). Oh that's cute. Andyou both have such happy smiles on your faces. Now, one more picture forfun. I want you to stand here," Arlene said positioning Wendy behind hismother. "Put one hand here and one hand here," she said putting Wendy'shands on each side of his mother's curlers. "Now, look over here to theside at the camera and lean over and give your. Bharti aur aunty ekdam chup the. Sirf main aur maa hi yaha waha ki baate kar rahe the. Khane ke baad waqt tha apne kamre mein jaane ka. Par ab bhi mujhe kuch nahi pata tha ki aaj raat ka plan kya hai. Kareeb 10:30 baj rahe the aur main apne kamre mein araam se apne bistar par leta hua tha. Bharti maa ke kamre mein thi. Maa aur aunty kitchen mein bache kaam khatm kar rahe the. Kuch der baad room ka darwaza khula aur aunty andar aayi.Aunty mujhe dekh muskurayi aur fir ayine mein dekh apne baal.