She says “Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again?” The doctor says “You know, Miss Stukowski, I have to...admit you’re the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy!”One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn’t find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said “The morning Eve and I made love for the first time”. God said “Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen.. After getting made up and putting on a matching pair of pink panties and bra, a white blouse, black leather miniskirt, pantyhose and heels, I meekly, but quickly returned downstairs to my wife. She nonchalantly looked me over and then explained that I took too long changing and had kept her waiting. I quickly got down on my knees in front of her and bent my head, as she had trained me to do. When my wife asked if I knew I was late, and whether I should be punished, I nodded my head up and down.. " Hi." I've been thinking. You and your sister and Jim and I probably have a lot in common. I was thinking maybe you and she could come over for dinner Saturday and we could drink wine and play cards or something," she asked.This was a pretty nice offer. And while college has its share of drinking neither Chelle nor I were legal drinking age so the offer of wine hit a particularly resonant chord for me. I know I should have asked Chelle first, but I accepted anyway. Trish gave me their address. Apparently one of the employees was in on it. Her name was Linda and she's the newest teller. We figured it out after the phone rang and they had her take the call. They hadn't taped her mouth and she sounded way too calm on the phone to be worried about him actually shooting her. Jimmy and I tried to drop out and meet so we could talk but the guy watching us woke us up again as soon as we fell asleep. We sat there for a while longer then suddenly I could see Jimmy was kind of looking funny..