A panic surged through me. What if they noticed it? I bit my lip and looked around for something to wipe it up. I shoved my softening cock into my pan...s and then noticed a piece of paper on the secretary’s desk.“Hope you’re not important.”I darted to the door and rubbed at the wood with the printer paper, hastily mopping it up. It wasn’t the best surface. It kept leaving streaks behind and—Footsteps approached the door.I squeaked and darted away, throwing the sticky paper into the waste bin. I left with the usual lightness of head that comes from a full cleanout, and the excitement and what was to come.When I arrived home I ran a hot bath and shaved my body as completely as I could from head to toe and using depilatory cream where necessary to ensure a fully smooth finish. Then, with silk dressing gown feeling sensuous on my newly shaved body, I opened my last 4 weeks post. A lot of it was the inevitable junk, the business related post, the bills etc, but there were also several. And Somalia took a Middle aged couple from Duluth.6. A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?"Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"7. Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"8. The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her. She lifted her left foot onto the console and, with her hands bunching the fabric between her legs again, lifted the opposite foot to the dash, laying it on its side. Her bare thighs, both of them, jutted out to the sides at a salacious angle. Then she slid her back down the door, pushing her barely covered crotch towards me. My eyes examined and memorized each subtle shift and motion, then trailed down her form to where her hands gathered the fabric. I undid my seatbelt as well, turning in my.