Looking up at her face, I saw that she was still concentrating on the computer. She came hard and long. Afterwards, she thanked me and put the compu...er away. I climbed into bed and went to sleep. The next night, after dinner, my wife had my computer out on the kitchen table. As I did the dishes, I saw over her shoulder that she was looking at my Tumblr account again. She kept one hand in her lap at all time as she scrolled down page after page. Suddenly, she yelled, “What the fuck is this?. .. Of course they don't live near us so you would be out a lot of expense for rooms, meals and so forth."I leaned back in my chair and killed my glass of Glenmorangie. I let the chair fall forward and almost slammed the empty glass down. I stared into space for several seconds then leaned forward, rested my arms on the table and said, "Go for it. Have them call me. If we can agree on a price I'll hire them. I need to know what's going on. If she's cheating I'm done with her. If not, she'll. McClintock, would you mind?" Of course not. I was just telling your lovely mother and charming sister," his smile beamed at each of the ladies as he spoke, "how I would like for you to join me in saving the world from alien invaders."Pham could not help himself, it was just so absurd! He burst out laughing until the sharpness in his mother's voice cut him off."It is not polite to laugh at our guest, young man!" I am sorry, Mother," Pham answered, "but do you not see the absurdity of his. I maintained a dispassionate front but inwardly I was furiously churning at what I perceived as a gross abuse of my hospitality.The company had long over-extended their welcome before finally they perceived my polite but barely concealed wish for want of them to go. Lisa then accompanied them to the street below to say goodbye. Time passed and she did not return and I looked out the window. The two new lovers were wrapped in a tight embrace on the sidewalk. I closed the drapes, sat down, lit a.