Tuesday, September 11TASS, the Soviet news agency, issued a dramatic statement that“The arms and military equipment sent to Cuba are intended solely...for defensive purposes. There is no need for the Soviet Union to set up in any other country--Cuba for instance--the weapons it has for repelling aggression, for a retaliatory blow.”“Lois, I’m tempted to make that classic comment, ‘How do you tell the Soviets are lying? Their lips are moving.’“The general public didn’t know what to think. In fact,. ‘Sit,’ she commanded. With a sigh, I sat down. She used all the obscure implements of female torture on me. I hoped she didn’t make me too girly. I hated that. This was like playing dress up and I’d never been into that. I definitely wasn’t a lipstick lesbian. Thank God the hormones didn’t seem to affect that. When she was done, I looked in the mirror and the first thing that jumped out at me was the black eyeliner and the dark red lipstick. I would’ve complained about it but all I could see. "Excuse me?" If you are "Sir" to my daughters, then you are "Sir" to me. In every sense of the word. And in case you are wondering, I am fully aware of the position I have just put myself in. I look at the Internet too, Sir." She smiled, then lowered her head, afraid she had insulted me. Or maybe, as if she feared she had been too forward.Talk about Surreal ... WOW!"MOM!" Amy said loudly. Bless that girl, she had saved me for the moment. I mean, my wits had totally abandoned me for the. Alight blue thong. Voices immediately began to echo from the back of hishead."Jesus Charlie what the hell is wrong with you?" You sick twisted man!" Pervert!" Homo!" Eww you creep!"His eyes watered up as if these comments were real. But if everybody couldsee him now they would be. He didn't notice but he was holding his breath.He gasped for air and turned for the dressing stall. It was ten past nine.He closed the stall door behind him and placed the outfit on the smallbench inside.He stared.