"But what about my hair?" I asked, pointing to my short mane of dark brown hair. "Look at mine stupid," she replied, pointing to her own short mane of...dark brown hair, "I bought a long hair extension to use for the costume. It's all yours sweetie." Don't call me sweetie," I said, "I am not wearing that costume." Come on," begged Michael, "it's our only hope." No." OK, how about if I pay for your ticket." I'm not humiliating myself for $150." Alright, then I'll also buy you the Dreamcast game of. Now your sister also said that some people youmeet as Maria might have met your real self, so it would better ifyour face was unrecognisable too?"Sally and I looked at each other. She shrugged."I suppose so," I confirmed."Very well," Ingrid continued. "Would you take your outer clothesoff, please?"I dutifully stripped to my underpants. Well, it was far too late tostart being modest now."Yes... yes, good," she said. "You're not too tall; quite slim; nottoo musclebound. I think we can oblige. So while chating with her one fine day i ask her about her bf/colleague. She told me hez good n bla bla bla.Mai jal ke rakh hua jaa rhaa tha, tabhe mujse control nahe hua aur maine poocha tumne kiss kia ke nahe abhe tal, to bole han yar kia na kae bar. Mere jalan aur bad gae, maine limits cross kar de aur pooch baitha ke tumne apna doodh pilaya ke nahe use abhe tak. Bus bhai log mere yahe gand lag gae, vo naaraz hoage, maine use bahut manane ke koshsih kare par nahe mane. Kafe saal tak vo. Idon't know why I was upset, Jan and I weren't together in any sense ofthe word, except we came to this party."What happened?" came a voice from my left."Excuse me," I answered trying not to betray myself with my voice. Ihadn't said a lot, even ordering drinks I did with a smile and offeringmy empty glass. I looked to the voice and saw a petite blond in a flowingblue floor length dress."You've been having a good time all night and suddenly you're sulkinghere at the bar." You've been watching.