Maggie had lit a couple of rose scented candles. And after our NASCAR speed sponge baths the two of us didn't smell so bad, either.Dad had turned off ...he potatoes and Maggie was working on the potato salad when Leldon stuck his head in the kitchen before going upstairs to change clothes. He gave us one of his looks, but with Dad being there, he could hardly say anything else about us missing church.Mom, on the other hand, said enough to make up for Leldon's silence. Of course, she wasn't really. She hung up and handed me my phone just as the doorbell rang and I went to meet my date.“Want to grab a burger before we hit the rink?”“Yeah. Sort of a last supper? Very religious.”“If you really don’t want to skate, we can just hit the movies, I guess,” I said. Damn. I didn’t remember dating to be so hard the first time through.“Don’t be silly. It sounds really fun and I’m so pleased you picked out something unique. It’s kind of romantic in a Happy Days sort of way. But if my butt is bruised. “Those arses aren't going to fuck themselves!”“They might just fuck each other,” I pointed out. This ridiculous banter had been going on for most of the trip from Birmingham to our campsite in the Lake District. It was exhausting, but I found it impossible to stop with Danny. He always seemed to bring out the cheeky schoolboy I had never been, rather than the professional twenty-seven-year-old I was supposed to be.“Good point,” he conceded, “all the more reason to hurry.”He set off through the. I stay nearby come in let’s have a coffee as a treat for helping me.Me: aww that’s nice of you but I need to go as my mom will be waiting for me. Some other time sureShe: looks like you r moms kid. Then take my number and ping me on WhatsApp when you are free we will have a treat. I don’t keep others help for free with a smileMe: haha sure take mine 90*******9she gave me a missed call and we bid bye and left the place. When I reached the home I checked the number and it was pretty fancy. After.