‘That’s it! Fuck me, baby!’ There were a lot of grunts, yells, growls and a few unintelligible things yelled from time to time, and Charlie’s ...ides hurt so much from laughing, it hurt him to stand. After almost twenty minutes of the audio show, the house suddenly became quiet. It wasn’t until a few hours later that the smiling couple emerged, holding hands and walking closer than Siamese twins. ‘I’m going to start supper,’ she told Charlie quietly. ‘If you have some burgers, I’ll be glad to. I had never had a woman shave me before. When I thought I was completely shaved, Cindy said, “If your girlfriend wants you shaved properly, I need you to get up on the table. I can’t get underneath you properly.” So I went over and sat on the edge of the table. “Lay down and stick your legs straight out.” Then she pulled out a shelf for my feet. Next, to my surprise, she pulled out the stirrups, like what are used for women’s examinations. She put my feet in the stirrups, and now I really felt. Because we leave the drapes open (no one cansee in this side of house which faces the PacificOcean), daylight flooded the living room. The breeze blowing through the windows was at timesheavy with the scent of burnt meat coming from ourneighbor’s barbeque. I could hear what sounded likemariachi music coming from somewhere in theneighborhood, only the melody seemed to be piped out bya calliope, over and over. Bo (my bf’s retriever) nosedaround before lying down to watch. And on top. A well-dressed woman was standing at the end of the line and was looking around, probably waiting for a lunch date that was late. The woman was about her age, mid-forties, and a very attractive blonde. Rebecca asked her if she was in line. “No. Well not really. I’m waiting for someone”, answered the cute blonde. “No problem. Get in line in front of me and your friend can join you when he or she arrives”, politely answered Rebecca.“That is so sweet of you. Thank you”, answered the woman,”I’m.