He and Mom were high school sweethearts who got married just before graduation. (In later years Mom admitted to me that Dad knocked her up with me abo...t five months before graduation but he insisted on marrying her so I would not be a bastard). They even went through college together with the total loving support of both of their parents who took turns caring for me for Mom through her first two difficult years of college, until I had gotten old enough for her to manage both my care and her. You could even take us back there in your lair and take your time. I'll bet you've never experienced twins before, at least not at the same time."Lana cut in, "We've got plenty of time before breakfast too, haven't we Kari."I was close to bolting out the door when they both broke down into great peals of infectious laughter. Soon both Kari and I had joined in, leaving me uncertain as to whether the twins were the world's next great comedy duo, top of the line teases, or both.I spoke up and. “Mom, that dress really makes you look beautiful.”“Well then, if you like it, I’ll buy it,” she said. It was the only thing she bought that day. A trip to town on a Saturday usually involved lunch at a diner and an afternoon matinee movie. I am sure mom noticed that the movie she took me to was an R rated movie but I felt a little embarrassed sitting next to my mom with scenes of nudity and lots of sexual innuendo. The final scene was of the couple who were the main characters in the movie. ”I nodded, then we climbed, into the now warm car, and headed to my lonely home.~~~We arrived, and I pulled up to my garage door as it began to open.“Nice place,” she complimented as I stopped the car.We got out and walked through the garage then through the connecting door into the house.I took Connie on a quick tour, pointing out the spare room, the kitchen, the bathroom, the location of the towels, soap, washcloths and so on.I asked if she wanted a change of clothes, as hers were rags.“You.