. usne kaha ki vo log ne teri bear me goli miladi he jisse tera ye hal he pahle to ek bar aus garam pani se nahalo fir ab bear bilkul bhi nahi pinaaur...apni chut me bahut sari teste less jelly laga de jisse teri choti si chut ki chiknai bani rahegi aur jab vo teri chut chatenge tab use pata nahi chalega ab vo log tuje ground pe kahi ek tente me le jayenge vaha teri chudai honi he.tent ke andar ek bed hoga jisme tu aur tere sath ek buddha hi aa payega baki ke do bahar thand me hi rahenge tu ek. Not really knowing the area and not really thrilled with the idea of foraging for a good meal at the mid-level hotel I asked Kelly what was a good place to eat around here. She drove us a couple miles to a lightly lit hole-in-the-wall dinner house where we settled into a nice booth. Not knowing each other the conversation initially was like two 16 year old's on their first date, although we had already by-passed how the date might end by a long shot! Our conversation steered itself away from. He doesn't have much luck until one day he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years Old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such Great condition for 10 years.'Well, it's quite simple, really, ' says the seller, 'whenever the Bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It Protects it from the rain.'And he hands Joe a jar of. There ... out on the plain ... two ... six ... eight, a dozen ... two... 48 mares ... THREE running stallions, 'something evil this way comes, ' he thought. Stallions weren't known for sharing. Maybe five or six two year olds, a smattering of foals ... fillies and colts ... a few yearlings. The rest ... big strong survivors.There ... behind the herd ... a golden shadow ... two more long slinky low fast movers bounding along behind the first ... herding? They still had eight miles to go before.