And in a way I suppose it's in my nature. Not to detract from the events but at work I've been told that I'm too dominant as a person and that my team...working skills are hampered by the fact that I pick on weak people. This is clearly just my nature, and I guess I'm just so cocky I won't change it. When I arrived to the house I was greeted by her husband and I can remember (for my own entertainment) just laughing when he answered the door. She had out this weird metal looking clamp thing on him. And in true storybook fashion, Nicci smiled upon my attempts to woo her. I set aside my feelings of unworthiness, courted her and won her hand in marriage, as the storybooks say.Well, marry in haste; repent at leisure, as they also say. Damn it! Why are they always right?Much too late to do me any good, I learned that my blushing bride had been something close to the town slut. Apparently damned near every man she met was taken with her, and she was taken by a lot of them. I was new, and an. I knew she was just trying to tease me and mom would berate her for it. ———It was a Thursday and I had spent the whole day in college. I was tired from a hard exam and all I wanted to do was fall into my bed and have a nap. I arrived home, and as usual, called out to let my parents know I was home. I was about to head up the stairs when a call came from the living room. “Oh, Jason, can you come here for a second.” I knew the voice well and turned around and headed into the living room. The. But you know Janice Woodson? She says she did it with her boyfriend, Jimmy. She says it hurt at first, but then it was okay, and then more than okay. She says it's better if you have a lot of lubrication. Then it doesn't hurt so much at first. She says that if you go slow, if your guy is considerate, that you can do it with no problem that way." But...but...why?" I stuttered."Because you can't get pregnant that way, silly. She says she and Jimmy just had to do something after a while, and that.