"All I could think was, "Oh boy. Been there, done that. Hang on! Here comes a train wreck." So, we went to the mall. It wasn't like the scene in the m...vie Pretty Woman, nor was it as expensive as the shops on Rodeo Drive, but we went to an upscale mall with prices to match.In the first shop, I simply found a chair and sat, waiting patiently while she tried on numerous items. She finally selected one, and as I approached the check out desk, I was much relieved to see her pull out his credit. A few minutes later the toilet flushed and footsteps came down the hall towards me. “Hi boss! Did you have a good lunch?” I nodded and she continued, “I hope you don’t want any until late today. He’s new and has a big one so it might take me a while to shrink down enough to fit you.”I hadn’t noticed that he was remarkably larger but she did like to tease me. “Get your cute little ass back to work and I’ll be the one who decides when it gets used again.” I wasn’t in any hurry since my prostate. He tried desperately to push passed the blood between them. All of his being wanted the simple union, but his mind couldn’t make it alright. It was wrong. So wrong. “I can’t…..” he groaned, ever so slightly grounding himself into her. She pulled on him harder, pressing him in more and more. “Fuck you, Ian. You will! Kiss me!!” she said with frustration. Her hand wrapped around the back of his neck then brought his face to hers. Their lips met, finally, for the first time, just lips pressed. We moved to a new place about six months ago and have a young neighbor, Steve, who has always had his eye on me. We're all friendly but nothing had happened yet, he isn't someone I was actively pursuing and I think he was just shy about it. One night I went over to borrow a particular pot to make dinner and when I returned I had a very interesting story to tell my hubby, which was met by an instant, rock hard reaction.It seems Steve was wearing a short robe with nothing under it. When he.