In this case, it sort of looked like the big strong middle-aged mom was more than capable of taking care of herself and that the skinny son with glass...s was in need of medical attention to get him back on the road to recovery. I couldn’t believe it when I saw the skinny young guy climb up on the older woman’s lap to receive his “after dinner” allotment of spirited spanking with a mean-looking hair-brush. I had to laugh even though I knew it must really smart the way she was whaling his backside. "Why are men so bad at sex and driving?Because the bastards always pull out with no thought of who else might be coming.What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.How can you tell if a man is really well hung?When you can just slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.What do men and tights have in common?They're both apt to cling, run, and never fit properly between your legs.What is the real. When I stood to leave, Kenny stood at the same time at another loveseat hidden along a wall. A dreamy eyed Susie stood with him. Kenny and I walked back to the dorm to crash early so we would be fresh for a new week. While getting ready for bed, I was wondering about Sarah, so I walked down to Adrian’s room, but he wasn’t there. His roomy said he hadn’t seen him all weekend.Monday morning breakfast was a repeat. It seemed we now had a steadily growing group who ate together, laughing and. .” he nodded with a smile and I shifted uncomfortably. Something just made me queasy here and if I weren’t so desperate I might have taken it slower but my hand grabbed the pen signed the paper. “When can I move in?” I asked tentatively “Now” he said gruffly. Joel can drive you to pick up your stuff.I didn’t have much stuff so it took no time at all to pack up and place my suitcase in the car where the young man was waiting for me. I made him stop by the bank so I could get $300. Nothing had.