Why pay for one beer what I buy a 6-pack for and have to shout to be heard by the person sitting 2ft away all the while having to deal with drunk assh...les? Here in Mobile that are exactly 3 "gentleman's clubs".....which I have no interest in going to. Again.....they expect me to pay to get in.....then demand I buy at least 2 of their severely over-priced drinks.....all to watch silicon pumped tits or meth head dancers bump and grind? I don't think so. None of my 'playmates' were free, they. The wedding was perfect. His parents seemed happy, so were hers. She had told him to insert the word "obey" in his vows after the priest speaks the appropriate phrases. He did so quietly. The priest raised an eyebrow, but said nothing, and continued on.After the morning wedding and afternoon reception, they headed for the hotel. They were flying out the next day but their wedding night would be here and now. She had packed everything they needed. She included her special bag of toys. He knew. Something streaked by me, knocking me into the sink. Somehow I had enough control to keep from burying the toothbrush in my throat.I heard the shower door open and bounce off the wall. And then, "Oh, My God."I looked over to my right. Jill was standing next to the open shower door. The shower was on full blast, spraying water into the enclosure. Steam was making its way up and out into the bathroom. Jill had a soggy, dripping brassiere in her right hand. She looked like she'd lost her best. " Yes the forms were just too big for this dress." You look great and the hair is good too. How did that come about?" That was Jess's idea on Saturday. I'll tell you all about it. Do youwant a glass of wine or to eat?" No. I have been going crazy thinking about sex. I've not touchedmyself and have missed the sex but the thought of you locked up has mademe slightly mad." How do you think I have felt? I suggest you go to the couch, removethe panties and let me help you out."With that we.