"Honey do you ever talk?" she asked, and then there was just dead air."This is one beautiful automobile," she said and it sounded like "Bee you tee fu...l awt ta moh beel." Why don't you take me for a ride and we can talk," she said.I just nodded my head and she came around to the passenger side and snuggled into the leather.If she rolls down the window and sticks her leg out, I'm going to ruin these pants, I thought."Where are you from?" I asked."Oh my God, he can talk," she said, but of course. I’m just saying that you can’t touch a naked man while you’re naked and keep from getting hard. You don’t have to touch his dick or fondle him. Just touching. I’m saying it’s impossible to touch a naked person, male or female, while you’re naked, and not get aroused. There’s just something about being around a naked person, especially when you’re naked, that’s really hot.” “That’s bullshit.” “Really. Think about this. Ever watch porn? Have you ever wondered why the guy pulls out of the girl. “Hello?! The pizza is here!”No response. She looked at her phone one last time. She was in the right place, with the right order. There was a small note at the bottom of the screen. “Leave the pizza on the ground and get away before the sun sets.”“Argh! Of course it was a prank. Stupid Kim, stupid!” She always suspected as much, what with the order being in the middle of nowhere, but it paid so much that she took it anyway. With slumped shoulders, the deliverywoman was about to return, but then. A large man stood at the entrance to the alleyway silhouetted in the light from the street."So you filthy animal, you and that bitch of a manager got me fired! Now it's payback!" he said hefting a large bat in one of his hands and then moving towards me.I panicked and ran away from him. If I had been thinking I would have just headed back into the restaurant and called for help, but I was tired and the situation brought back the memories of the time in the alleyways when I had been on the run..