"So help me into my nightdress and you will be free to go."Gwen studiously ignored the pleased look on her maid's face, knowing how Rachael was going ...o spend her free night. A flush of guilt and excitement swept through her, because she knew she would be right back at the hidey-hole watching the entire thing.She chose the flimsiest nightgown she owned, and decided to forgo the underthings. After Rachael helped her dress and brushed and braided her hair for the night, Gwen climbed into the bed.. .. now I'm the product of incest.''She gave him quite the sendoff when he went off to pilot training. She's thinking about it right now.''LALALALALALALALA'"It's nice to see you smiling, Wendy," Mom said.Wendy laughed, "It's been a long time since I had something to smile about, Aunt Vera." She stuck her tongue out at me and crossed her eyes."Charles," Mom was about to present Grannie Austin with the perfect place and situation for her to utter those words that head this chapter."Yes, Vera?". "If I invite them it's a family rule I can't onlyinvite one sister along... So I'd have to invite Cassie and Chloe." Yuck," I said, "Just Megan then!" You can show her your big girl bed then!" She smiled at me."Why didn't you buy another crib?" I asked."I told you earlier... as much as it goes against my instincts - I have tolet you grow up some. The original plan was to convert your crib into thetoddler bed last week." What happened?" I asked curiously.She flushed and looked embarrassed. "It. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct ... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’ ‘Oh my God.’THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.This is compliments of tutaenuitNow on sale at IKEA - beds for lesbians: no nuts or screwing involved, it’s all tongue and groove.A Muslim has been shot with a starting pistol;.