Dave has taken to DVRing old episodes of JAG, mostly because he has the hots for Catherine Bell. He waits until I'm working on my computer, then start... watching one of them - fast forwarding past anything that doesn't include her.I knew perfectly well that he was trying to tease me. She (or more accurately, the character she plays) is basically a more perfectly-built version of what I would have been had I pursued a career in the Navy/Marines as my father would have preferred. She and I have. It was bad, Denethon. Very bad." Lady Noia?"Freidal laughed. "You should know my lady wife and her friends better! Lady Noia rallied the shattered defense and destroyed the raiding party. Not before Count Kingston was killed, not before the brigadier commanding the garrison was killed... not before more than five hundred others died."The High King has asked Countess Noia to remain in Kingston in command for the better part of a moon until the new Count arrives."Or, to put it plainly: Lady Noia. She was telling me jokes and talking a mile a minute. For some reason, I kind of felt a little horny around her. I had never been with a black woman before. She drove a nice car and was dressed nicely.She went into her purse and handed me a fifty. She told me to keep the change. I couldn't believe she gave me a tip. I was just doing it to be nice. I had never gotten a tip at my job. She told me she had a lot of money and would love for me to come home with her. I thought about it for a minute. I could always feel the wraith of her stare from the window or as she past me by – by mere coincidence she would find that solo moment when only the two of us where in the darken hallways of the apartment house that we lived in, but I would make her wait for months somehow fuckin her was going to cum to easy or there was just something holding me back… so Dirty Diana was just going to have to wait.Long red hair she stood out in the dusty streets, but in the shower of this small home I shared.