I was assured by the other two judges (Native New Mexicans ) that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free...beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge #3.Here are the scorecard notes from the event:CHILI # 1 - MIKE’S MANIAC MONSTER CHILIJudge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from. Just to set a slow and comfortable mood. I closed my eyes and thought about my wife, picturing in my mind what might be going through hers right now. I pictured her standing in front of our mirror adjusting and getting to know her new lady cock. My cock swelled as I thought. I pictured her stroking "herself" while watching in the mirror. My cock swelled until the tip was above the bath water. A droplet of clear liquid began to form on my pee hole. It had been nearly an hour and my cock was. We all sat around drinking and smoking some pot and doing some lines of coke and talking about d**gs, sex and rock-n-roll. After all this was the 70’s. The girls were doing some 10mg Valium and drinking Bacardi Rum that Don had brought with him. They were sitting on the living room couch catching up on latest gossip. Later that night I had notice that his girlfriend and my Ex-wife were pretty shot and told Don they just needed to stay. The girls decide they were pretty fucked up and had decided. They seemed to me to be a rather strange lot, and appeared to treat the wedding as some sort of joke, and especially me. On being introduced they were perfunctory in the comments to me, and virtually turned away to address all their somewhat facetious remarks to Carla. They made no attempt to mingle with anyone other than their own group, and put a bit of a damper on the occasion. It was a week after we were married, and two months after Carla had announced her pregnancy, that one morning she.