I do not lie, ' Matthias' typically impassive voice held a hint of irritation. 'Simon's owner - Henry Larson - is out. There is a 84.25% probability h... will not return for at least two hours.'"I know. I know." She took a deep breath, placing a hand on the weapon at her side. "Sorry."'You know what to do, sister. Relax. Remain calm.'Renee nodded, not sure if she could hear actual affection in the AI's voice, or if it was just her imagination. Or maybe he was just faking the emotion she'd expect. ”He started some oriental-sounding music and Xi reappeared, clad in a skimpy costume the likes of which I had never seen before. She began a hypnotizing dance which was clearly sexual. My rod responded appropriately. She kept moving towards to her audience and then away but each time was closer, finally brushing our faces with her barely covered breasts.She unfastened the top and with the music teased our faces with her uncovered bosom. Joe whispered, “Lose your drawers,” and pulled his off.. I speculated that from the glint in her eye she used only dum-dums and might even have the things blessed by a Sangria priest spitting out the red spray from a recently murdered chicken.She was talking Spanish so fast that it sounded like machine gun fire interlocked on target of opportunity and right in her sights.Her name was Delores and I wondered if she had a giant shoe-horn to help her get into her non-regulation blue jeans with absolutely no room left for a hideout gun right at the top of. If you accept of course." Accept what?" the second voice wondered."My offer," the first voice said."You haven't offered me anything but smart retorts," the second voice pointed out. "And if we are going to talk about offers, I think I need a name for you. Unless you would prefer being referred to as a voice in my head?" It wouldn't be the first time for that," the first voice said and suddenly his form flashed bright green and Tom Hiddleston, in full Loki getup, was reclining on the bed..