Aur bed par aate hee wife ne yahi question kiya,“ dekh rahi hun kee mamta tumse bahut hee chipak rahi hai. Kya khilaya beti ko..? “Maine wife ko a...ne upar khincha aur uski mast chuttaro ko masalte huye kaha,“ lagta hai kee mere itna late se aaney se bahut darr gaee hai….Mujhe phone kar dena chahiye thaa….”Wife ne kaha kee sach to yah hai kee wo bhee bahut darr gaee thee. Roj kee tarah oral masti lene ke baad wo mujhe upar se chodne lagi. Kuchh dhakka lagane ke baad boli kee uski maa kaa phone. Whenever I feel depressed, I go to the beach, it always makes me feel better." I insisted that she allow me to drive her to the beach and after some reluctance, she relented and fifteen minutes later we were walking on the beach together. "It's the ozone", I said, "it helps you feel better because of the way it combines with your brain chemistry." She gave me a sad smile and continued to talk about her problems. She had been diagnosed as bipolar and had been having bouts with extreme mood. He looked around a few times then pulled "it" out. I was shocked to say the least. Not only had I been told to never let others see what was under my clothes but also because he had an outtie where I had an innie. Yes this is what I thought at the time. Then he grabbed it with his fingers and started peeing on the ground smiling at me the whole time. I remember saying "cool" in a long drawn out way. After a bit he stopped and asked if I wanted to hold it and point where his pee went. I jumped. She went to the sandwich bar and I was surprised to see her order a ham Ciabatta. Perhaps this change in routine was an omen. I wondered if I should talk to her but before I could make a decision she was gone. So I took my cheese and tomato toastie back to my desk where I could wash it down with a mug of coffee. Leaving greasy finger prints on the computer keyboard, I returned to my email inbox. I didn’t want any Cialis, I had no debt problems and I didn’t want a degree in psychology, despite.