It’s weird being the same age as old people.Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.Chocolate is God’s way of tellin... us he likes us a little bit chubby.It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you. She thinks Babe Ruth is a candy bar, Mickey Mantle was an old steakhouse on Central Park South, and Joe DiMaggio is someone from a Paul Simon lyric. But she’s quick. By the time we touch down in Martinique, she knows the dimensions of a baseball diamond and has memorized all nine positions, plus the designated batter, as well as the skill sets that, say, separate a first baseman from a shortstop. We get separated at Customs, and when a G.O. directs me to a shuttle bus, Gina and Johnny are not. TIGHT! It was the leash she used on her little yip yip dog. You know, one of those choke leashes made out of rope? Now, let me tell you. You might be stronger than a woman - but when she's got your balls in a leash that won't let go? You go EXACTLY where she wants you to, and do EXACTLY what she wants. In this case she tugged on the leash and pulled me out of the back office into the main area of the now closed restaurant. To find every. single. female. that worked at the restaurant sitting. Then she whispered me in my ears saying that she loves her sweet pussy finger.I’m so happy and straight away, I opened her pants zip and I saw her beautiful pink underwear that underwear is so lucky that it is always sticking to her pussy. I bent my head and I placed my mouth over her pussy wow it was cleanly shave and she was pressing my head inside and I’m licking her pussy and licking it like a mad dog I liked the aroma of her pussy and I’m enjoying her juice and for a minute.She splashed.