Please.”“One hundred dollars.”“What?”“I won’t let you give my ass away!”“What?”“I’m selling my ass for a hundred dollars! I�...m sure a nubile young thing like me, one with these breasts, is worth at least that much.”“I don’t think Dexter will go a hundred over the repair.”“Forget the sex, the humiliation at school is worth the money.”So she made the call. Bobby must be a mess because Dexter agreed immediately. It was on for Saturday afternoon. Dexter would come over for a visit with Bobby. . Some of us wanted to share, but we know that for others it would be too private, so no one should feel bad if they don't want to share; they can just share their favorite Jake moment, at least one that they can talk about." And who's going to start?" I asked."Sandy!" a bunch of the girls yelled."Fine!" she said. "I was the first to get my fantasy, so I'll go first." I glanced over at Kari, because we knew that she was the first."The first time I was with him, after Jake gave me two of the best. . What?"God cast a very concerned, dumbfounded look on His face at the offering."It's bull milk!"Cain grinned proudly, with that unsettling cross-eyed thousand-yard stare of his."Sorry, what milk?"God questioned."Daddy taught me how to milk our bull, hehhhh! Bull has special udder just for milking! Hehhhh!"Cain started laughing that dopey laugh of his."The fuck is wrong with this retard...?!"God sighed to Himself, and watched with a disgusted expression as Cain then tipped the rim of the bucket. Not impressed? Well, maybe you know them better by their professional names, Jack Meoff and Lusty Love, the two top-grossing porn stars in history, and also the owners of Cum On Productions, the top producer of adult movies in the nation.NOW I bet you're impressed!I'll admit it took a little bit of getting used to. A lot of guys deal with Oedipus issues regarding their mothers, but how many of you grew up, watching videos of your mom sucking and fucking her way through hundreds of the hottest.