After many years of ruling the island, the weight of the large number of birthday presents stored up in the attic became too heavy and caused the hous... to fall down. The moral of the story is that people in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones. There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut. " I look at the packed bags in the corner of my room and the wallet in my hand full of money. "I was gonna come there and visit you for a week...."There is silence on the other end for a second then she comes back.Her: "That sounds awesome! I can't wait for you to get here! Love you!"She sends a kiss sound through the mic and a smile plasters on my face.Me: "Alright, I will call you again when I get there. Love you baby! Bye."I hang up and toss my phone on my bed, happy as can be as I can. For once everyone listened. Both Joe and Jason waited for her to speak. "This is really too much. I'm going numb in my fingers and my head hurts like crazy. I'm losing my mind. Please, just let me rest."Joe looked at each of his friends, silently asking what they should do. It was obvious they had taken this too far. Tiffany tried to focus her eyes on Joe. Her eyelids fluttered periodically though, threatening fainting. Suddenly he started to laugh. It was a joyous yet cruel laugh. "That sounds. " I didn't say anything so he just started stripping down. All of a sudden, he was naked again. Wow guys look cool naked. His thing looked bigger today too. So he's just staring at me and says "Well? Or are you going to be a sissy and keep your suit on? It's not like I haven't seen you naked." That made sense, so I took my clothes off. It felt really weird with him just staring at me the whole time. No one's ever seen me naked before - well other than him for a little bit yesterday - and here.