Apparently, my mom, a couple of my aunts, my grandma, my older sister, and a couple of my older cousins had planned something 'fun' for me to do.I wok... up around 9:30, and rolled out of bed. I walked naked to the shower, but when I got there, my sister was already in there. My mom, wearing nothing but a robe came up behind me, giving me a friendly spank on the bottom and said, "It's no use, Eric, she'll be in there for hours."I agreed with my mom, saying, "Huh, yeah, and she won't leave me a. Two years later I picked up the phone and dialed the number on a yellowed piece of paper. I heard a voice, "Hello?" Tammy?" MIKE! You called!" I could hear her jumping with excitement."Of course. I promised." I'm so glad you called. I've worried that you wouldn't remember and you wouldn't call. Where are you?" At home. Am I in trouble?" I didn't know what had happened when she got home."What? Oh you mean the cops? No. My parents called the cops when I left so I had to talk with them. I told. He thinks its not much, even if it doesn't have a genie it is still a good piece for conversation starting. He takes the lamp home to show his wife. He comes home to and empty house, his wife has gone shopping with her mother for a birthday gift that she must pick out so it is the right thing. He takes the lamp out and looks at it and doesn't remember why he was so compelled to buy it. He takes a rag, he figures he could clean it up a bit. He starts to wipe the dust off and clean it up a. I hope I don't have to. –Haley"I tapped out a quick reply. "I'm working on arrangements for you to spend the weekend with me and Deena. Talk to you tomorrow." And I knew that Haley understood that Deena NEVER came over two weekends in a row.So I went to sleep with the thought in my head that I just might have my Haley ALL weekend. Got up the next morning, bumbled around the house, ate breakfast, went to work, none of those activities in any way remarkable.When I pulled into the driveway, Haley.