What the hell? I turned to stare at my wife in disbelief.He checked all four tires, and then looked over the rest of the car. He stopped at the gas ca... cover and looked at that carefully. He repeated the inspection at the trunk and hood latches. “Somebody was trying to get into your gas tank and trunk, too.” He went over to his patrol car. Before I knew what was happening, he had called back to his dispatcher and requested a crime scene investigator to come out. He made another call about five. “If you don’t test or you test too low, then you have to either do one of their plans or turn yourself in for induction to the fucking slave class! You understand that? MAKE SURE YOU ALL GET TESTED!”Dave made his point by disconnecting the call, leaving Bill looking at an empty screen.“Hey, Sarah? Where’s the kids at?” Bill urgently shouted towards the kitchen, suddenly a little nervous.“You clear about your score, Mr Brown?” The tech asked as he put away the tablet.“Yeah. I got a hundred.. ?We haveourselves a son, not a daughter. ?Even the doctors say otherwise,? his mother said as she openedthe bedroom door. John shielded his eyes with his arm as they tooka moment to adjust to his mom turning on the light. ?Sorry todisturb you dear.? ?I just had the most wonderful dream.? John said with a smile. ?Iwas walking with a unicorn through a meadow wearing a new pinksundress and sandals when bunnies started parachuting withumbrellas from the sky. I then took off the dress to reveal a. It’s impossible not to.”“ ... so let’s welcome our next guest. She’s stormed the Internet with her song, and just fourteen years old. Please welcome Amelia Destiny,” Ellen said.A stagehand motioned to Amelia. With a forlorn look at me, she walked onto the set. Applause welcomed her.I was so damn nervous for her my palms were damp.Amelia looked hesitant. But Ellen, in her inimitable way, soon had Amelia smiling. When I heard her bright laughter, I relaxed. She was a natural.Amelia, in her lemon.