”“American?”“No Australian,” she said. “You can test me by asking me to say fish.”“Yeah you must be an Aussie when trying to take the ...iss out of a cluchie like that.”“That’s rude of you to use that word.”“Sorry, I should have said Australian.”She signed and said she’d been told when every Australian arrived in Ireland it raised the country’s IQ average.Sunny found that offensive. bloody Aussies, they were always stealing Irish ideas. Ireland's had been raising the average IQ level of Australia. It was in Ireland that she actually learned about the birds and the bees from a constable who was delighted to give her special tutoring to toughen her up for the "real world". Her sessions in the back of the jail were informative and covered every contingency. She was disappointed that the police constable was already married and with three babies at home. It was that statistic that forced the young man to concur with his wife's insistence that he have a vasectomy to preclude any new additions. ”“Men are pigs,” Jake said, “Sadly, we’re the only other gender out there. My point is that if you want to make someone feel any given emotion, you have to understand how it feels from their point of view.”The doorbell rang. Annabelle wiped her hands on her apron and headed for the front door.Jake scanned the visitor.“Shit! It’s the Council,” Jake hissed. “Everybody, scatter! Whatever you do stay out of his range. Try to stay out of sight, too.”“Come with me,” Leanne said to the others. “We’ll. "So, like I said, I might with Tommy, under the right circumstances, but I don't fantasize about him, or any guy. Just the... dick." Would you take it to completion?" April asked, finding the idea erotic. "Would you let him... well, I mean would you let the cock come in your mouth?" It seems like it would be a waste of effort to go through all that trouble and not try it once," he answered, laughing. "I've tasted my own semen, and it's nothing I find particularly yummy. But again, it's the idea.