"Promise me you won't tell me."Confused, the father asked what was wrong.The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.A... seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa Claus' speech.If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."This one is compliments of HalGynecologist Assistant wantedA retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Sidney, Ohio, and. My cock was no were near the size of the man next to me. I continued to stroke it. The man reached down and grabbed my right sneaker and pulled it off then proceded to pull my shorts down. they gathered around my left foot on the floor. He sat back and put his arm up over me and behind my shoulder. He began to push my body down into his lap."Suck it" he wispered!"take it into your mouth"I could not believe what was going on but I let it. I did not push back; I let his hand on the back of my. The commercial break was about over. The telecast of the game was resuming. While the announcer set the scene for the next action, the camera panned across the home team's cheerleaders.Is this why girls don't watch football? They hate the cheerleaders?Mike suddenly felt uneasy.Girls ... maybe it wasn't Susan, but I'm sure Jennifer said it was one of the girls she was meeting at the hospital. But if it wasn't Susan ... really, who else could it be? She's never mentioned anyone else, and no one. It was a small mountain, really more of a big hill. A couple hours easy walk through a forest trail to a nice open area next to a sheer cliff giving a great view of the surrounding area. Low effort for high reward, definitely sounded like her type of pick. He’d actually hiked the mountain/hill several times and knew a variety of ways off the trail to see a small waterfall, a couple nice caves, or a straighter though slightly harder path to get to the top quicker. And then they arrived. His.