Lisa: How small?Billy: (Holding up his pinky) About to here (Points to just under his nail)Lisa: Wow, that is small. I mean since I was young and ...new what was wrong with me, I never dated, so I have never seen one in person, but I, you know watched things onlineBilly: And you look normal, but have this problem?Lisa: Yea, until I open it up, then I only have a little hole where I pee throughBilly: The one girl I ever showed it too, laughed at me, so I never tried again. Lisa: Well…..(in a. We both laughed and said yes. After another hour of talking and drinking, Alison suggested we just stay downtown tonight since we've been drinking. I agreed, I was getting a good buzz on and didn't feel like driving 45 minutes home. Chris suggested the hotel he was staying at for the week. I wasn't so sure if I wanted to, but Alison quickly agreed. I closed out our tab, and before I knew it, Chris and Alison were already walking out the door without me. I quickly paid and caught up with them.. He took a deep breath and got out of the truck. He strutted up to the house. Max knocked on the carved wooden door. Moments later, Sheriff Warner answered, a half empty beer bottle clutched in his chubby right hand."'Bout time. We figured you weren't gonna show your ugly little head." The Sheriff laughed, waving the bottle in Max's face, middle finger wrapped prominently around the neck.Max grunted and pushed past the Sheriff. Today was bad enough without having to deal with this pompous. . what's this prewedding present you promised?" Uh... Brandy? Would you come over here a minute?" Jenny called out, giving a broad smile as she noticed Bill's interest in the curvy bar-owner."Brandy's going to show you the surprise right now," Jenny continued, trying to keep a straight face. "She's got it in the back room. Just follow her and get your present."Bill gave a puzzled frown but he got up willingly. Jenny gave another low giggle as Brandy gave her hips an exaggerated wiggle, leading.