"The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green.The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.The young man says, "I ...on't know about you, father, but in my church, when we pray, we keep our head down."Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?" Yes" says the woman."Did you hit him with that golf club?" Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops. ”Dave excused himself, and I gazed at the girls in the pool. Helen smiled and waved to me, then made her way from the pool to join me in the hot tub. She was one of those women whose body complimented a one-piece suit. I couldn’t help looking at her nipples hardened from the water and her inviting pussy mound.She had the whole tub to choose a seat but sat close to me with our thighs touching. How’s the fucking going?” She asked bluntly. “It must be fun fucking Donna and Lisa every day to try. She came out of the bedroom wearing my pyjamas which is something I simply love. What could be more intimate?“What’s for supper? It smells fabulous.”“It’s a fish thing. Plaice rolled around almonds and garlic and breadcrumbs and mushrooms with some Pernod.”She ran her hand gently over my arse. “Lovely. The meal I mean, not your arse.”“Go and sit down before I poke your eye out.” That led to the gentle slap I was expecting so that worked well.We had an early night. I wasn’t tired but she was and. FUCK what a feeling that was. No sex ed. course could ever prepare a horny girl like me, for that sensation. I was on sensory overload. For the next ten minutes he did nothing more than suck and lick my tits and suck my nipples and I couldn't believe the mess it was making in my panties. I could feel almost as much juice leaving my moist cunt as was dripping down my chest from his oral assault. He suddenly pulled my shirt off my shoulders and I felt even more.