But the dog saw something and darted off after it, right in front of Rene’s Porsche. At that point, he was driving about 35 miles per hour, and traf...ic was steady. He saw the dog, and swerved to miss it, but now he was headed straight for a group of fishermen on the side of the bridge. In a split second, he saw an unoccupied section of the barrier, and swerved toward that. He thought he was going slow enough that it would stop his car. He was wrong. He hit the barrier head on and crashed. . !”I didn’t speak and to be honest was mortified ... I thought she was going to call the fucking police... !“I followed her on Saturday afternoon and she took Rambo down to the pond and into the bushes. I knew it was wrong, but I crept in and watched her having sex with him.”“Why do you think this has anything to do with me... ?”“Because I saw you trying to hide his erection when she came back from sucking him off in your garden... !”I was speechless ... but she continued, “Now ... the reason. To be honest, the sex wasn’t even the best part. It was cuddling each other naked the next morning. Lightly kissing each other, we talked about what we had done, our dreams for life, the brilliance of Neil Gaiman, and all the other sort of things that teenagers will gossip on. Leslie left, we cleaned up, and life returned to normal the next Monday…Two months later I walked in the house after school. I didn’t hear the normal sounds of family life. What I heard instead was the sounds of someone. "It won't hurt. The defense knows what you've got. You always prepare a good case. And the public should know what a great job you're doing. It is election year, after all, and this could be a real boost to you for reelection." Yeah, it could," said the DA. "Uh, look, Miss, uh..." Just call me Velvet." Velvet," he said, allowing the name to roll off his tongue. His eyes darted back and forth from her stocking-clad legs to her tits, still bobbling about and almost ready to come bursting forth.