““Val” I said, “I am not continuing this conversation, I am going home” And I turned around to leave my heart beating so fast I though I may...soon need medical attention.“Wait” she said, “I wont tell her if……”I paused in her hallway. “If” I said “If what?”“If you do it again for me” She said, looking away as if embarrassed.I looked at her. “Are you serious?” I said.“Oh very” she said. “You wank for me again and I wont say a word to Yvonne”“You know what this is don’t you?” I said. “This is. "Ever done it?"I shook my head, my mouth dry. "Never found the right girl." Mickey took my hand and guided it to her body, moving it in stroking movements down her side. "I want you to be happy," she said, looking me in the eyes. "I want what you want."I didn't quite understand, and I guess the confusion showed in my eyes. I think I can be excused for being dumb; I'd just had my brains fucked out by a beautiful hard-bodied 19 year old, and I had a fresh load of sleep hormones running around my. ” After school I went home and changed. I put on a blue button down shirt, a white under shirt, and a pair of blue jeans. Then I went to Travis’s place. His parents were traveling abroad so it was the two of us. We spent most of the rest of the day just messing around with each other and eating junk food. It was past ten when I told Travis that I should probably be getting home. “But don’t you want your cake?” I froze, he knew my weakness. “Well, maybe I could stay a bit longer.” I said turning. The mom asks, “Why on earth do you need that?”The little boy replies, “isn’t that what you give daddy when HIS shit won’t get hard?!”This compliments of Mario MComplaints to wife and replyTo My Dearest Wife,During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn’t succeed more often:We will wake the kids - 54 timesIt’s too late - 15 timesI’m too tired - 42 timesIt’s too.