"Smithsonian trade." June said, "We had something they wanted worse than we wanted to keep it." She fumbled around in her mind a bit ... then she said... "Jimmy ... did you deposit the check?" Ah..." I hauled out my wallet. There ... in it's folded glory ... hiding out in the secret pocket ... was my mistake. "Um ... no."The lawyer snatched it out of my hand. "The Smith gave you two hundred thousand dollars and this airplane for what?" Give it back." Uh Uh ... tell." Did you know these turbine. He opened the box. Jane's eyes widened when he lifted it contents out."Very large indeed," gasped Patty, staring at the golden phallus. "And very lifelike." The erect penis was nearly a foot long and resembled a real penis having veins, bumps, and ridges."May I?" asked Jane, reaching for it."Careful," said Omar, handing it to her. "The COCK OF OSIRIS is said to be cursed." They're always cursed," replied Jane. The second she touched the golden COCK, Jane had one of her insights. A bald priest. This Emma didn’t fit any of his known patterns of female behavior. She was intriguing. She was disturbing. “Uh, you understand that I’m not officially a New Man? How are we supposed to handle this whole thing? Will I need to take a test? Do I pay tuition?”The girl held up her hand. “Hold on, E-man. You are a special case. Let me call my father and bring him in on it. I make the decisions,” – he noted the sly smile on her lips – “but I’d like his input on something like this.” Just. It turns me on nonetheless. I remember it when I would deliver pizza while putting myself through university. Go up to the door and ring the bell. Door opens and there is a twenty something, ‘tight as a tiger,’ beautiful single woman with her labia majora saying, “Hello sir. I see you are happy to see me… or is that just a roll of quarters in your pocket.” “Thanks David,” she replied to me with a little smirk on her face. “You know I was thinking of you this morning when I put on this.